Monthly Archives: March 2009

The Diceman is a Douche Bag

Andrew Dice Clay What can I say?  I’m sure everybody was expecting big things after the Diceman was kicked off of Celebrity Apprentice in the very first episode.  “I sold out Madison Square Garden three nights in a row, no … Continue reading

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You Basically Died When Irish Eyes Were Crying

Dropkick Murphy’s Concert With St. Patricks day around the corner, it was time to slip into a kilt and then immediately into an alcohol induced haze.  All the members of House of Pain were here, as was everybody with a … Continue reading

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I hate you Mr. Nathanson

I hate Mr. Nathanson and his big sausage fingers. He’s a disgusting human being, cheap, ridiculously nit-picky in the restaurant, and fat as hell. His hair is greasy, he’s bald with a comb over, and fits all the stereotypes that … Continue reading

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A mouthful of Sandercock and questions over sexual orientation

Before any of our guests arrive, we usually peruse the reservation list to get an idea about the total number of people that will be coming in for dinner.  Sometimes we find funny names in the reservation list, for example, … Continue reading

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