Monthly Archives: July 2010

Lionel Richie and the Lady with the James Brown Hair

I typically see the same homeless people everyday.  They become part of the fabric of my work environment after a while, so when all of sudden one of the faces you see everyday disappears, you notice.  I may not miss … Continue reading

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Two Variations of Bad Timing

Before work began, I headed over to Petsmart with my wife to buy some hamster food.  Right when we walked in the door, we were treated to the idyllic scene of a very large chocolate lab balancing on three legs, … Continue reading

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Harry Hymen and the Search for the Dueling Penises

For a long time now, I have collected guest names that make the juvenile in me laugh and smile.  Some of my favorites include: Dr. Weiner, Jerry Curl (not made up), Steve Niggemen (a white guy), Dick Schmoker, and tonights … Continue reading

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