Monthly Archives: October 2010

Mr. Congeniality goes to . . . . Sausage Fingers

If you’ve read the earlier posts, you will read about Sausage Fingers, a customer that loves him some blue cheese.  He always comes in with his wife,  a very nice person,  and his little kid.  He’s a lazy and annoying … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Inconsiderate Customers with Biblical Last Names

Let me fill you in on something that people in the service industry absolutely hate, last-minute customers.  If the restaurant closes at say, 10pm, and you show up a 9.50pm to have a late dinner with your friends, then you … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , , , | Leave a comment

Cut Rate Prices, Cut Rate Customers

It was incredibly warm for October, and the entire downtown smelled of rotting garbage for some reason.  It was bad.  It was worse than bad, it was offensive.  A woman walking into the restaurant asked us, “Do people puke a … Continue reading

Posted in Uncategorized | Tagged , , , , | Leave a comment

Joey Beaver and Sex on a Bus

Scotty the limo driver. I know that I’ve talked about him in the past, but there are just so many things that come out of this man’s mouth that delight, surprise, or revolt you.  He has the memory of a … Continue reading

Posted in Limo Scott | Tagged , , , , | 1 Comment