Monthly Archives: November 2010

Return of the Bathtowel

May 23rd of 2009 was a red-letter day downtown.  Not only was Phantom of the Opera playing at the local Theater, but the strangest religious fanatic I’d ever seen was downtown preaching at the ranks upon ranks of elderly white … Continue reading

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Little People, Big Idiot

The other day, the limo driver, Scotty came over right as we parked a car for a family of midgets.  Nothing surprising there, we’ve parked cars on several occasions for people of similar stature, but if you know Scotty, you … Continue reading

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Daddy’s coming home

It was extremely slow last night, and has been for the entire week. The restaurant was a sleepy little locale, where there were more servers than customers. So naturally they cut a couple of servers. One of them in their … Continue reading

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Drunk at 5 pm, walking into things, priceless.

I didn’t work tonight, but I did stop by long enough to see this man walk full stride into a parked VW twice.  I immediately started filming.  The rest speaks for itself . . .

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Awkward Snippets

My coworker last night, had spent the day with an uncle who’s a trucker.  We were talking about how bizarre most of them are, like 18 wheel mobile pedophiles.  The ones he met were perverted, dirty, and just really backwoods.  … Continue reading

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The Kaiser was an Asshole, at least that’s why my Grandfather left Germany

One cold and blustery New Years Eve, a man who looked exactly like a mixture of Mayor Quimby and Liberace came into the restaurant with a woman who would do anything for swordfish.  I’m not kidding.  Her schtick was to … Continue reading

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