Monthly Archives: January 2012

Moments With Limo Scott Vol. 2

“Do you ever go people watching at a bowling alley and watch the looks on people’s faces right as they release the balls? It’s pretty fun after a couple of beers.” Advertisements

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Simpson’s Fingers

Simpson’s Fingers is probably the most hated bum in all of downtown.  Why do we call him Simpson’s Fingers?  Look at his hands, now look at Homer’s hand … That’s right, three fingers and a thumb. The reason he’s so … Continue reading

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Things Found In Cars

I have found the strangest things in some of the cars we’ve parked sitting right in the open.  I’ve seen sex toys, rotting food, and … loaded handguns. My coworker was driving a car to the parking lot and told … Continue reading

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A Life (Unintentionally) Saved?

One night after work I caught a ride home from a coworker.  We saw something strange as we drove by a church.  In between the sidewalk and the wall of the church was a simple fence, and then a bunch … Continue reading

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Raped by a Kangaroo

Limo Scott has a tendency to jump into conversations that he is not a part of, and will inevitably say things that are vastly inappropriate. A while back, we were talking to some friends that Scott had no idea who … Continue reading

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Probably the Worst Tip Ever

Working in the service industry, especially in restaurants, you’ll inevitably run into that strange mutation of humanity known as “the cheap asshole”.  You know what I’m talking about.  The 10% tipper, the person who thinks they don’t have to tip … Continue reading

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My Boss Actually Said This

Every once in a while, my boss says one of the most ridiculous things ever.  It’s probably one of the things I love most about working with him and the other guys. He was studying to pass an EMT test, … Continue reading

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