Simpson’s Fingers

Simpson’s Fingers is probably the most hated bum in all of downtown.  Why do we call him Simpson’s Fingers?  Look at his hands, now look at Homer’s hand …

That’s right, three fingers and a thumb.

The reason he’s so hated, is that if people don’t give him money, he runs into them, or over them with his wheelchair.

Hell, I saw him plow over a blind woman just because she was walking down the middle of the sidewalk.  She went down with a thud and a scream of pain, while he just laughed and rolled on down the street.

If you shoo him away, he just swears and yells, making a bigger ass of himself and terrifying the customers.

Word is that he’s in jail now, and if he is, I hope he’s now someones little nugget.

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