Simpson’s Fingers is probably the most hated bum in all of downtown. Why do we call him Simpson’s Fingers? Look at his hands, now look at Homer’s hand …
That’s right, three fingers and a thumb.
The reason he’s so hated, is that if people don’t give him money, he runs into them, or over them with his wheelchair.
Hell, I saw him plow over a blind woman just because she was walking down the middle of the sidewalk. She went down with a thud and a scream of pain, while he just laughed and rolled on down the street.
If you shoo him away, he just swears and yells, making a bigger ass of himself and terrifying the customers.
Word is that he’s in jail now, and if he is, I hope he’s now someones little nugget.