Monthly Archives: February 2012

Things Found in Cars Pt. 2

Who in the world travels around with a giant framed bug on the front seat? Evidently this guy.  I couldn’t make this stuff up.

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Awesome Human Being of the Day

Everyone, take a moment to welcome Paul. He thinks everyone steals, everyone’s lazy, and it’s all Obama’s fault. I’m going to go out on a limb and guess that Paul is white, middle aged, and is either voting for Ron … Continue reading

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Fridays are the Worst During Lent

I forget about it every year.  Once the smudges start showing up on people’s heads, I might as well write off every Friday for the next month.  Lent is not kind to Steakhouses. The guilt of eating meat on a … Continue reading

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The Awkwardness of the Handshake Tip

I just need to take a moment and discuss something terrible that happens nearly every night. The handshake tip. There is nothing more awkward for both you and I than this little manuever. It tells me that you don’t really … Continue reading

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Limo Scott, Ziggy Stardust, and Martin Lawrence.

In case you couldn’t tell, that’s Ziggy Stardust on the right. What a weird night.  Next door, Martin Lawrence was doing a comedy show. Whenever there’s a comedy show next door things get a little crazy.  Not usually paint your … Continue reading

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Simpsons Fingers Revisited: The Fast Freddy Edition

Remember this guy: I found out two things.  Why he was arrested, and his real name.  It’s Freddy. As for his arrest, Freddy was fingered for going into nice hotels, restaurants, and buildings to empty his piss and shit bags … Continue reading

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Moments With Limo Scott Vol. 4

On Valentines Day – Scott: I was over at this other restaurant and there was a Hummer Limo over there. Me: Was it a nice one? Scott: There was a lot of interracial stuff going on inside.  Black women, white … Continue reading

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