Monthly Archives: March 2012

The Rainmaker

I’ve often heard about it, but certainly never seen it … until Friday night. On the corner where I work, some genius had been handed $1,000 in singles for his birthday.  So he decided to make it rain. Handfuls of … Continue reading

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St. Patrick’s Day With a Six-Foot Eight Cross Dresser

There is a huge monster of a man who comes to the restaurant on a frequent basis dressed as “Jessica”.  Jessica could probably dunk on a regulation hoop, and I’m always surprised that womens clothes and shoes are available in … Continue reading

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Guest Post: Losing Faith in Humanity

Todays guest post comes from long time valet Ben.  You can find Ben here: Bennesvig.com.   About once a month I realize we aren’t a society built to last. These experiences border on depressing, but have left me a pessimistic … Continue reading

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All God’s Creatures

There’s a lot of strange people milling around downtown every day.  It can be a bit of a sideshow attraction sometimes, and whether it is a six-foot eight cross dresser or a girl with two heads (legitimately seen around town) … Continue reading

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Moments with Limo Scott Vol. 5

“Say did you see that girl inside?” “No, what girl.” “She was Eye-talian, or Indian … definitely some kind of mix, but she had really big ski jumps.” “Ski jumps?” “That’s what I call breasts.”

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A Visit at Work From Methy McMethhead

A while back I wrote about a mad man high on meth who cornered me on the bus here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-3O.  He came back crazier than ever. My boss found him down in our parking lot wandering around.  Methy saw the … Continue reading

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