Monthly Archives: April 2012

Creepy Key Chain

This may be the creepiest key chain I’ve ever seen, but you be the judge. Advertisements

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TMI

I met a fellow valet and we got to swapping war stories one night.  After awhile he turned and looked at me for a moment and then opened up in a way I had never hoped for … “There’s nothing … Continue reading

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Things Found in Cars Pt. 3

I know it’s only a little bit after Easter, but this is a little creepy have displayed in your car. It reminds me of the Curb Your Enthusiasm episode where Larry David uses the nail from Mel Gibson’s Passion of … Continue reading

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Movie Reviews with Limo Scott: The Death Wish Franchise

“Death Wish … It started in Chicago, and then he went to Phoenix … and then New York.” “What made him mad in each of these movies?” “The original deal was his wife died.  And then in the second Death … Continue reading

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An Open Letter To Women Walking Barefoot Downtown

I’ve seen a lot of terrible and disturbing things, but nothing more so than a woman walking around downtown barefoot. Guys don’t do this, so why would you do this ladies? If your shoes hurt, tough it out.  Or better … Continue reading

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My Coworker, the Artist

My coworker is a pretty talented artist. You’ve can see some of his original sketches in an older post here: http://wp.me/p1kAEq-6Y One of his most detailed drawings was on my banana.  I’m not sure if it’s a self-portrait.

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Yes, He Put a ‘Twin Towers on Fire’ Decal On That Truck

This guy stopped to ask us for directions.  He wanted to know “Where some good sushi at round here?” Both sides of his truck were covered in Eagles, American Flags, and the Twin Towers on fire.  There was also text … Continue reading

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