Monthly Archives: June 2012

Actual Conversations: What Would You Do For $20

Valet #1:  “I was watching this short clip on Youtube the other day.  Basically these guys bet their friend twenty dollars he won’t touch some poop in the toilet.  So he reached into the toilet and grabbed the shit and … Continue reading

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Limo Scott’s Top 5 Babes

The other day Limo Scott saw a woman walk by and said, “Ohhh … did you see that?  She’d definitely be in my top 10 babes.” I stupidly asked “Who are your top 5?” “Well the first one is kind … Continue reading

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Things Found in Cars Pt. 4: The Weinder Disc

This was sitting on the passenger side floor of a car driven by a 70 year old man. I’m still kicking myself for not giving it a listen to see what was on it.

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Mr. Wonderful

Yes, that’s a wedding ring. This is a classic business man move that I’ve seen too many times. Away from home on a business trip? Just pop off that wedding ring and leave it in the car.  Maybe there are … Continue reading

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Vinny’s Valet Boot Camp

This is an actual letter our old valet company received after asking their employees what they could do to hire better valets: Pat, Here is my input:  Each new prospective valet will have to complete the valet boot camp.  Valet … Continue reading

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Can I Get a Dollar For a Blowjob?

“Hey man, do me a solid, do me a mercy, give me a dollar.” “I don’t have any money.” “That’s bullshit man.  Do me a mercy, I need a dollar so I can get a blowjob from that chick across … Continue reading

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