Monthly Archives: September 2012

50 Shades of Valet

“Dude there’s some people having sex in the bathroom.  I can hear ’em from the coat room.”  The coat room shared a wall with the bathroom.  “You should go in there.” Aaron had a devilish look in his eye.  He … Continue reading

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Drunkeness and Flip-Flops Just Don’t Mix

My Coworker reminded me yesterday about the bad combination of extreme intoxication and wearing flip-flops. He’d watched a girl at the state fair try for 5 minutes to get one back on her feet. Yes, it’s truly amusing for the … Continue reading

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