Author Archives: thevaletdiary

Beef Cake!

I see a lot of crazy and word things downtown. If possible, I try to capture it as a video or a photo, but there are times when I’m not quick enough. Thankfully, this is not one of those times. … Continue reading

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There Sure Are A Lot Of Jerks Out There …

That title above, that’s how this one weird guy starts a conversation with me every time I see him.  He’s awkward and weird, but this conversation took the cake … “There sure are a lot of jerks out there … … Continue reading

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Professional Drinkers

You may see what you think are alcoholics from time to time, but you have no idea.  So mom has a little hooch hidden in the medicine cabinet, and Dad brings a flask with him to the high school football … Continue reading

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My Ancient Tribal Stars

At work one day, a coworker of mine saw a piece of paper with writing all over it on the ground, so he grabbed it.  It turned out to be a poem. My Ancient Tribal Stars by Anonymous transcribed by … Continue reading

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Dodging A Bullett

This may be one of the craziest stories from my valet days of yore.  Names have been changed to protect the guilty … One of the busiest accounts we had was located in an affluent suburb. It quickly became a … Continue reading

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Hey! When Are You Going To Use the Bath Towel?

One of the most bizarre street preachers at it again perched on his soapbox getting ready to lead people to use the bath towel … Learn more about the bath towel preacher.

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Sometimes When You Crap Your Pants You Just Need To Cut Your Losses

Nobody likes to do laundry, but this is taking it a bit far. These soiled blue jeans were left at the backdoor of the restaurant.  Next to them was a bag with a receipt for a new pair of pants.  … Continue reading

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