Category Archives: Actual Conversations

There Sure Are A Lot Of Jerks Out There …

That title above, that’s how this one weird guy starts a conversation with me every time I see him.  He’s awkward and weird, but this conversation took the cake … “There sure are a lot of jerks out there … … Continue reading

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A Telling Anecdote About My Former Employer

Here’s a conversation my coworker overhead as he walked past my old employers valet stand. Supervisor:  How long have you been working here? Valet: A month. Supervisor:  So you’re still kind of learning the ropes? Valet:  Yeah. Supervisor:  Have you … Continue reading

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A Fitting End to Restaurant Week

It was the last car of the night, and the last car of Restaurant Week. Thank goodness.  I was relieved as I brought it up, but the interaction with the owners of the car became the cherry on top of … Continue reading

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You Think You’ve Had a Bad Week …

“I’ve had a really bad week. On Wednesday I had an abortion, and then the next Tuesday I had to put my dog to sleep …” This may be the weirdest conversation overheard by my coworker and I. Why you … Continue reading

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Actual Conversations: What Would You Do For $20

Valet #1:  “I was watching this short clip on Youtube the other day.  Basically these guys bet their friend twenty dollars he won’t touch some poop in the toilet.  So he reached into the toilet and grabbed the shit and … Continue reading

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