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There Sure Are A Lot Of Jerks Out There …

That title above, that’s how this one weird guy starts a conversation with me every time I see him.  He’s awkward and weird, but this conversation took the cake … “There sure are a lot of jerks out there … … Continue reading

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Professional Drinkers

You may see what you think are alcoholics from time to time, but you have no idea.  So mom has a little hooch hidden in the medicine cabinet, and Dad brings a flask with him to the high school football … Continue reading

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Dodging A Bullett

This may be one of the craziest stories from my valet days of yore.  Names have been changed to protect the guilty … One of the busiest accounts we had was located in an affluent suburb. It quickly became a … Continue reading

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Happy New Year!

The new year brings a lot of opportunity for reflection and change.  It also encourages us to reassess the things in our life that are either not working, or need a little fix. All of these things were running through … Continue reading

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Let A Drunk Explain Why He’s Walking Barefoot Downtown

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Drunkeness and Flip-Flops Just Don’t Mix

My Coworker reminded me yesterday about the bad combination of extreme intoxication and wearing flip-flops. He’d watched a girl at the state fair try for 5 minutes to get one back on her feet. Yes, it’s truly amusing for the … Continue reading

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And Now A Word From Our Sponsors …

Subtitles for those of you who don’t speak drunk: “I’m a loser … you know what, you motherfuckers are losers too.”

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