Tag Archives: Money

The Rainmaker

Posted on March 28, 2012 by thevaletdiary

I’ve often heard about it, but certainly never seen it … until Friday night. On the corner where I work, some genius had been handed $1,000 in singles for his birthday.  So he decided to make it rain. Handfuls of … Continue reading →

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The Awkwardness of the Handshake Tip

Posted on February 23, 2012 by thevaletdiary

I just need to take a moment and discuss something terrible that happens nearly every night. The handshake tip. There is nothing more awkward for both you and I than this little manuever. It tells me that you don’t really … Continue reading →

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Alexander (Frida Kahlo) Hamilton

Posted on February 12, 2012 by thevaletdiary

Someone is going to make a time machine someday, and when they do, the idea of Frida Kahlo and Alexander Hamilton meeting, falling in love, and having bushy-eyebrowed children won’t seem so fantastic.

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Mam, Step Away From the Candy Counter!

Posted on February 12, 2012 by thevaletdiary

I was walking past a candy store when something stopped me dead in my tracks: I’m pretty sure she didn’t need five pounds of candy or the largest Pepsi they offered. This is what disgusts me about America. Whether it’s … Continue reading →

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